Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed
i’m not even sorry
My favorite post in the history of this website
..her beauty and her terror -
the wide brown land for me.
dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Yes it does.
It really does
the penis people’s showers are so boring compared to this
when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON